Billy Corgan criticized John Mayer for talking about Jessica Simpson in a recent Playboy article. Anyone who is breathing surely knows by now that John Mayer yapped about Jessica’s bedroom skills and Jessica was very offended and this is not at all gentlemanly and whatnot.

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Well today Billy Corgan — Jessica’s new pitbull BFF — opened up to Rolling Stone and said Mayer is basically ruining his career.
Charlie Sheen Is Back To Hookers
Charlie Sheen is back to hiring hookers. Charlie in his pre-Brooke, pre-Denise days was a big-time client of Madame Heidi Fleiss. He racked up the hooker bills in strides almost as impressive as his cocaine and booze tabs. Well, it would appear Charlie has decided to frolic back to his old stomping grounds.

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InTouch (via Celebitchy.com) had a piece this week about Charlie snorting the good stuff and banging prostitutes.
Kate Gosselin’s eight kids are depressed she’s on Dancing With The Stars. Kate is reportedly training 2, 400 miles away three times a week now, which means she’s away from the children so often they’re starting to act out in school and cry around the nannies.

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Usmagazine.com broke this story with several sources close to Kate and her family.
Amy Winehouse is a fashion designer. Amy Winehouse has just scored a deal with British label Fred Perry to collaborate on an upcoming line. This is an interesting time for fashion. First we have Whitney Port/LC designing, and we have the Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan and now Amy Wino (?) is lending her aesthetic eye to clothing?

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What next, right? Well, WWD.com reports the decision was actually highly calculated by the Fred Perry team.
The World’s richest man is Carlos Slim Helu according to Forbes. Carlos Slim, the Mexican telecommunication mogul is worth about $53.5 billion!

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This is the first time that someone from a developing nation tops Forbes’ list of millionaires. Mexican telecommunication tycoon Carlos Slim, 70 beat out Bill Gates, the Microsoft man and Warren Buffett, the stock wizard on the list.
2. Bill Gates (Microsoft) $53 billion
3. Warren Buffett (Berkshire Hathaway) $47 billion
Snooki to the Cake Boss: One Jersey reality show on another! How many reality shows are filming in New Jersey right now? Snooki and the gang were in Jersey, but are headed down to Miami Beach. but before Snooki left, she hit up Carlo’s bakery in Hoboken.

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Carlo’s is a famous bakery on the Cake Boss reality show. Buddy, the owner makes beautiful, outrageous and fancy cakes for the elite in NYC. From NJ.com:
Michael Lohan bugged ex Erin Muler’s car. Now, I don’t know about you, but bugging the vehicle of your ex sure sounds like more stalking and breaking of the restraining order to me! Erin claims she found the bug on the bottom of her car, after her dad checked for an oil leak.

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Now, what sane person would let Michael under their car? No one, so he must have snuck it! From TMZ:

