Jordan, real name: Katie Price was awarded Celebrity Mum of the Year! No S**T! Why so? For having the biggest implanted breasts.. Well, not the biggest, there’s always Sabrina Sabrok.. all right, this is the British thingee so Sabrina Sabrok is out. I wonder what Jordan’s kids will think seeing mama’s naked photos all over the places once they start browsing the worldwide web. Help!
There we go.. Katie Price aka Jordan awarded Celebrity Mum of the Year!

Glamour girl Jordan was crowned Grattan Celebrity Mum of the Year today.
Jordan was chosen by the public and beat Jade Goody, Kate Moss and Heather Mills McCartney to the title.
Jordan is mother to Harvey, four, and two-year-old Junior.
“I’m so pleased to receive this award. Harvey and Junior will be so proud of their mummy,” she said.
Bringing up Harvey has been tough for the 28-year-old model. He was born partially blind and has a growth disorder.
On New Year’s Eve he was rushed to hospital with burns after an accident in the bath.
He is Jordan’s son by footballer Dwight Yorke.
Jordan went on to have son Junior with pop-star husband Peter Andre.
Grattan’s boss Mike Hancox presented Jordan with her award at a ceremony in central London.
He said: “The general public showed in their voting just how much they respect and admire her as a mother. Katie has become a symbol of how a person can constantly be in the public eye, whilst remaining a devoted and doting mum.”
Other contenders this year included Victoria Beckham, Sarah Ferguson and Davina McCall.
This Morning host Fern Britton was second, followed by Victoria Beckham.
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Sabrina Sabrok is going to enlarge her butt to balance her watermelon boobs
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