Tania Derveaux the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium, is offering to give away blow jobs. 40,000 of them, to be exact. Apparently this all started as a joke when in response to an opposing party’s claims of offering “new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts”, Tania posed naked in a parody campaign, promising voters 40,000 *jobs*. Due to “popular demand”, Tania is going to make a “political protest” by sucking it up, taking a 500 day to tour around the world, and giving 40,000 blow jobs. (That’s 80 blow jobs a day, if you were wondering.)
Wow, her jaw will drop after a day!
On Tania’s “Blow Job Request Form“, she lists her terms of service, a service description which explains that she will be performing fellatio on the accepted applicants, and describes that, “We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes.” She’s so stingy! There is also a list of the usual rules of conduct and general requirement: you have to be at least 18, condoms must be used, she can deny you for hygienic reasons (blech), and warns that “any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service”.
Amazing what people would do to get what they want. But 40,000 blow jobs! You will classify someone like that as a whore, won’t you? Imagine having a Senator that’s a whore.. eww!
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