Comments on: Paris Hilton Ordered Back To Jail http://anythinghollywood.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-back-to-jail/ Celebrity Gossip blog with the latest Hollywood Gossip Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:27:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: rznava http://anythinghollywood.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-back-to-jail/comment-page-1/#comment-23442 rznava Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:06:51 +0000 http://www.anythinghollywood.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-back-to-jail/#comment-23442 I think Baca has a lot to worry about now. This Hilton case has opened a can of worms including all of the less than honorable deeds he has done during his term in office. A list of his transgressions can be read at: http://www.canyon-news.com/artman/publish/article_5654.php I think Baca has a lot to worry about now. This Hilton case has opened a can of worms including all of the less than honorable deeds he has done during his term in office. A list of his transgressions can be read at:

http://www.canyon-news.com/artman/publish/article_5654.php

]]> By: qwkinuf http://anythinghollywood.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-back-to-jail/comment-page-1/#comment-20688 qwkinuf Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:39:09 +0000 http://www.anythinghollywood.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-back-to-jail/#comment-20688 NEWS FLASH The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition. Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease. Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments. NEWS FLASH

The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.

Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.

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