Sarah Silverman hosts MTV Movie Awards live, Silverman’s opening line was “Wow, Holy Crap” and as expected she was very funny. This is the first time that MTV Movie Awards is being held “live” in the past it’s always been pre-recorded.

Sarah & Jessica Biel faked a kiss during the show

Sarah Silverman runs from David Davitian’s body triple who enforces the acceptance speech time limits

Silverman said paparazzis are very aggressive this year , they make so many vaginas even famouser.

Paris Hilton was there before reporting to LA County Jail.  Silverman made jokes about Paris Hilton saying that the prison guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises to make Hilton feel better! She worries that Paris is going to break her teeth on those things!