Britney Spears wants to be a bartender! It can’t be for the money, Britney still makes over $700,000 a month. Yes, you heard me $700 grand a frekking month. Now can someone who is reading this get me to Britney. I can work with her, do the thinking for her! Ok, ok back to Bartending. So it’s not for the money. Why? Omg! She’ll be around booze all the time! That ain’t going to help Britney gaining back her custody of her kids? Darn it! Think woman!

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Rapper, Lil Mama (right photo above) has nothing to do with this story. She’s just doing the Britney Spears’ “Gimme More” remix with Britney!

(( A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a … wait for it … bartender!!

Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

We’re told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did – then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.”

We’re told the application is currently with Human Resources. The hotel website says the bar “serves imported and California wines, premium well drinks and appetizers … signature drinks include Blood Orange, Key Lime and Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis.”

Ok, this is too tripping! Anyway, this is the Britney Spears official remix of her “Gimme More” with Lil Mama: