Sarah Jessica Parker tops the unsexiest list of Maxim. Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears also made the list!
I would have thought they would have Britney on top since it’s such a trend now to trash Britney, isn’t it? Poor Brit.
British singer Amy Winehouse got the runner-up gong thanks to her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.
Sandra Oh takes out the bronze medal of shame, although the Maxim crew admitted their resentment stems from “a show about sappy chick doctors we’re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won’t have sex with us”.
Madonna takes fourth place while Britney fifth.
Do you agree with Maxim?
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18 Responses to “Sarah Jessica Parker Tops Maxim’s Unsexiest List!”
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wow, she’s one of the few celebrities with an awesome personality. Yeah, physically she is not the most attractive, but damn, she’s a beautiful person. But that’s Maxim for you, objectifying women again… and slimming people’s minds. low class baby!
Wow! Maxim is really reaching a new low, even for them. It is such a shame to know that someone would actually make a list like this and even more of a shame that it would be made by a group of people over the age of 13. These men should should take a good look in the mirror and then at there own girlfriends and determine how they would feel if someone published something so hurtful and demeaning about them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I for one think SJP is a gorgeous woman on the inside and out. What is great about attraction is that everyone is different and we are not all attracted to the same physical look. I don’t know why I am suprised. After all, this is coming from Maxim.
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I’ve always thought that SJP’s face looks like a foot. But, she has an amazing body, great style, and appears down-to-earth. Amy Halloween -now that’s scary. Britney jumped in the dumpster. What’s wrong with Madonna?
No one cares what Maxim has to say about anything, except for horny, balding, middle-aged men with beer bellies and lotion.
I totally agree with Maxim. I don’t like the fake type, but in this case Maxim’s got it right on the head. If Maxim is being slammed for publishing this, then we should take a look at what Cosmo publishes on a monthly basis. I’ll agree that Maxim is hitting a new low with it publication of the Unsexiest list the day I see an “average” guy – bear gut and all published in the pages of Cosmo.
how can they even put Sarah -Jessica on the same list of ANYTHING with Amy W and Britney, especially the “unsexiest”. SJ has the cutest little figure, she’s toned and fit, how would they even compare them?? please…
Sandra Oh is nasty, a face for radio not TV. As for the argument Maxim objectifies women, get over it look at the show Parker stars in- shes a wh**e. madonna for her age is quite nice however, dont get that one. The rest are right on.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I for one think SJP is a gorgeous woman on the inside and out.”
what are you a vet? cause that bitch is a dog!
list may be a lil immature, but its well deserved.
List is just about the worst women role models for youn youth, so slam away!
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Haha Maxim kicks ass. Get over it people its just an opinion
Sandra Oh is babe…love her physique and her china doll looks.
She also was in the People’s most Beautiful list, so she
kinda doesn’t care about this one….
Love her in Grey’s Anatomy.
I agree…Why be openly cruel to these women. This world is obsessing over who’s the best looking or has the best body that the younger stars truly think the less they wear the better. We wonder why our daughters are developing eating disorders and low self esteem. Shame on Maxim for their insensitivity and crass decision to print that article.
finally……sarah j parker is hideous
If a list like this causes girls to develop eating disorders or whatnot. they are obviously idiots.
god. for all thoes crying about how ‘insensitive’ Maxim is grab a sense of humor and some self esteem. Sorry but looks matter and it translates to guys as well not just girls. yes kiddies there are such things as winners and loosers. this is funny stuff here. btw i like Sandra Oh too.
John Lee wrote, “If Maxim is being slammed for publishing this, then we should take a look at what Cosmo publishes on a monthly basis.”
People do constantly critique Cosmo for what they publish. The difference, though, John, is that Cosmo doesn’t publish mean-spirited things like “The ugliest guys around.” The difference is in the purely mean-spirited slant of this particular article. It’s really unnecessary.
I think SJP gets slammed because she is not all that hot combined with the fact that she was a star on the show with Sex in the name of it. She is definately has more sex appeal than many in Hollywood though. I very much agree with Amy Winehouse (puke). Where are Rosie, Roseanne Barr, Whoopi, and some of the other real nasty ones at on the list eh? Perhaps they have to be popular at the moment of enshrinement to the list instead of hanger’s on just trying to push their politics on us.