Lindsay Lohan is going off to help kids in India. Now I must be seeing things or hallucinating. If it’s not me then it’s Michael, daddy Lohan. Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan tells In Touch that Lindsay may soon be volunteering her time — and it’s not part of her parole. Ok, what’s next? Lindsay is going to be a nun?

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 According to Lindsay’s dad, the recovering party girl has signed up to do missionary work with Times Square Church Missions. “She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” Michael Lohan tells In Touch of their plans. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.” Michael, an ex-con-turned-youth minister, says that Lindsay, 21, is also considering other international missions. “Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable.”

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