Chris Kattan is a newlywed.  Chris Kattan is also newly separated!  How and why you ask? 

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Chris had been dating his model girlfriend for three years.  He popped the question, they were engaged a while and then they said I Do on June 28.  Fast forward 8 weeks….8 WEEKS.  Chris Kattan and his new bride are already separated according to Dlisted! 

A publicist confirmed the split, saying they were working on issues.  Issues?  Who has issues within two months that require a separation???  Is he gay?  Is she a male?  Why didn’t they find out these issues during their three year courtship?  Hollywood marriages…cursed, I swear!

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