Madonna had a birthday on Saturday. Depending on who you ask determines exactly how old she is….confused?

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Madonna was born in 1958, so technically she is 50 years old physically. However, she says that Kaballah leaders have calculated her spiritual age, and it is only 36. What if her spiritual age had turned out to be higher? Would she be pushing that one?

Celebitchysays she banished the big 5-0 from all cards, cakes, wrapping paper, etc. All guests to her party Saturday were informed that she was not 5-0. OOOOOookay. Whatever. Who else wouldn’t love the power of being able to do that???

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