Michael Lohan is Engaged

Michael Lohan - the father of Lindsay and Ali Lohan is engaged.  Does anybody really care?  I didn’t think so, but he couldn’t just relay good news, he had to take it one step farther…

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Michael seems to be the pot who calls the kettle black.  Via Celebitchy,he calls Samantha Ronson - the suspected lesbian partner of Lindsay a parasite!  He says SHE is a parasite.  has he looked in the mirror lately???

“People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

 

I seem to remember it the other way - before Samantha, Lindsay was partying in all sorts of clubs.  Now, she just helps her DJ and appears much more sober. 

And by the way, his fiance is only 24!!!!!  Lindsay is 22…so her step-mother is 2 years older than her.  Classy.

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