As recently noted here, Kim Kardashian is hardly the Fred Astaire of this season’s Dancing With The Stars. But you gotta hand it to a girl with clearly NO RHYTHM whatsoever to compete on national television dancing competition. She recently took to her blog to, uh, explain her lackluster performances in a rant aptly titled: Learning from Rumba night.

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Oh, it feels good to have company in my often unpopular opinions. As previously mentioned, it would take a whole lot more than a sexytime tape with a woman for me to believe Chace Crawford is straight. I’m not alone! In the November issue of Details, he addresses this little problem and labels it “gay face.”

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Our favorite lil’ hillbilly Miley Cyrus has done gone and ruined her reputation with her true loyal fan base: The GAYS! Miley has decided to throw her birthday party at Disneyland—shutting down the park—on Oct. 5, coincidentally the same time as the park’s annual Gay Days, inadvertantly keeping out the thousands of gays and lesbians. Bitch!

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Why they won’t just let the man rest in peace—accidental sleeping pill overdose, or not—errs on the side of tacky. Regardless, insurance company ReliaStar Life isn’t buying that Heath Ledger’s death last January was accidental. The shallow pocketed company is still holding out they’ll be able to prove (through intimidating interviews with sources like Mary Kate Olsen) that Heath Ledger committed suicide. Thus voiding them of the $10 million payout the family is owed.

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Jennifer Lopez used to be fierce.  Her style, her music, her career…all on the fast track.  Today, not so much.  Look at her at Macy’s debuting her new fragrance….

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Jennifer is pushing her perfume, but she looks like a tired mom who would rather be at home.  Don’t you agree?  The makeup and the hair are no longer flawless.  Yes, she is still beautiful.  Yes, she is still popular.  But the red lipstick is a bit too glaring and the eye shadow is a bit too heavy. 

Yesterday you saw the monokini and Audrina Patridge partying it up in Vegas over the weekend.  What you didn’t see was Audrina in any pictures with Lauren Conrad OR Lauren Bosworth – yeah, the lesser known, lesser paid Hills star.  They were all in Vegas over the weekend too…

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