As recently noted here, Kim Kardashian is hardly the Fred Astaire of this season’s Dancing With The Stars. But you gotta hand it to a girl with clearly NO RHYTHM whatsoever to compete on national television dancing competition. She recently took to her blog to, uh, explain her lackluster performances in a rant aptly titled: Learning from Rumba night.
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Oh, it feels good to have company in my often unpopular opinions. As previously mentioned, it would take a whole lot more than a sexytime tape with a woman for me to believe Chace Crawford is straight. I’m not alone! In the November issue of Details, he addresses this little problem and labels it “gay face.”
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“Model turned actor, dime a dozen, eye candy, doesn’t know what he’s doing … and Perez Hilton says I have ‘gayface…So on top of everything else, I have to overcome gayface.”
Our favorite lil’ hillbilly Miley Cyrus has done gone and ruined her reputation with her true loyal fan base: The GAYS! Miley has decided to throw her birthday party at Disneyland—shutting down the park—on Oct. 5, coincidentally the same time as the park’s annual Gay Days, inadvertantly keeping out the thousands of gays and lesbians. Bitch!
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Fair enough, I suppose, if Miley’s birthday was EVEN IN OCTOBER! She doesn’t turn 16 until November 23rd! What a catty little scamp. I think we’ve all officially had it with hillbilly Cyrus’ whoops-I-act-naughty-and-pose-topless-and-date-a-closeted-homosexual-underwear-model-but-I’m-wholesome routine. Losing the gays is the first domino down in the fame game, hon. Baaad move.
Why they won’t just let the man rest in peace—accidental sleeping pill overdose, or not—errs on the side of tacky. Regardless, insurance company ReliaStar Life isn’t buying that Heath Ledger’s death last January was a accidental. The shallow pocketed company is still holding out they’ll be able to prove (through intimidating interviews with sources like Mary Kate Olsen) that Heath Ledger committed suicide. Thus voiding them of the $10 million payout the family is owed.
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Jennifer Lopez used to be fierce. Her style, her music, her career…all on the fast track. Today, not so much. Look at her at Macy’s debuting her new fragrance….
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Jennifer is pushing her perfume, but she looks like a tired mom who would rather be at home. Don’t you agree? The makeup and the hair are no longer flawless. Yes, she is still beautiful. Yes, she is still popular. But the red lipstick is a bit too glaring and the eye shadow is a bit too heavy.
Yesterday you saw the monokini and Audrina Partridge partying it up in Vegas over the weekend. What you didn’t see was Audrina in any pictures with Lauren Conrad OR Lauren Bosworth - yeah, the lesser known, lesser paid Hills star. They were all in Vegas over the weekend too…
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The Lauren’s were in town to celebrate Bosworth’s 22nd birthday. But Audrina wasn’t there. Didn’t look like she cared to be there either. Some BFFs they are! Parties, drinks, dancing….but no together time! The Hills is falling apart at the seams. MTV better get better actors or we’ll know it isn’t a reality show!
Travis Barker was released from the Burn Unit where he has been staying for over a week since his fiery plan crash. And he left via a bus to head back to California….are you surprised? Nope. His pal and fellow survivor DJ AM also traveled from Georgia to California via bus.
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Both men have said they are never flying again. Do you blame them? I wouldn’t want to fly either! But how are they going to get around to concerts and such? I guess we’ll have to wait and see. In the meantime, both are still healing but will continue treatment in an LA hospital. Travis won’t be able to walk for a while since the burns on his feet are extensive.
The jewelry store where Justin Timberlake shops won’t be getting his business again anytime soon. The store has confirmed to media outlets - WHY?? - that he purchased an engagement ring for Jessica Biel. And guess where this all happened….
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….in Italy! The pair have supposedly been on a romantic vacation in Italy, seeing the sites. They have been photographed many times out in public, taking in the sites. Maybe Justin got caught up in the atmosphere and bought the ring? And just because he bought a ‘multi-carat diamond ring’ doesn’t mean it’s an engagement ring. I have men buy me multi-carat jewels all the time as friends.
Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner has been advised to cut back on staff at his multi-million dollar Playboy empire as it struggles to cope during the global economic turmoil. Hefner, 83 has been told to lay off some of his staff at his Los Angeles and New York offices as soon as this month or go bankrupt as reports by Telegraph.UK
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The company has recently seen shares fall from $12.4 (£6.20) to $2.1 (£1.55). An insider at the company told the Daily Star that bosses had been aware of the worsening situation for “a while”.
Hot rear of the day: Kim Kardashian has the gear in the rear but she really can’t dance! Did anyone watch Dancing with the Stars last night with our reality TV star, Kim Kardashian doing the Rumba with her partner, Mark Ballas. Oh my, even I could have done a heck of a lot better.
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Come on, Kim, you’ve got to bring a little move to the dance floor, shake your rear a bit perhaps that could bring in some chemistry and loosen things up. She should just wear a tight tight outfit and distract everyone including the judges perhaps that could help her stay in the race a bit longer. What do you think?
A source close to Britney Spears insisted there’s no sex tape featuring her and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, branding story on that matter as “completely false.” as reports by Aceshowbiz. He says she says what do you think? Adnan does have a sex tape featuring him and Britney or not?
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A source close to Britney Spears has put to rest the false persistent rumors about a sex tape that features her and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. While Britney’s legal team has yet issued a single comment on that matter, the source insisted report on the existence of the tape is “completely false.”
