Brad Pitt=DANGEROUS! Jennifer Aniston was on to something, folks. A little Brad in your life can be toxic. According to Internet Security company McAfee, a google search of “Brad Pitt” earns your computer an 18% chance of acquiring spam and other viruses.

Ah! So that explains my laptops need for monthly check-ups!

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Those searching for Pitt and other red-alert celebs Justin Timberlake, Beyonce, and Heidi Montag (hmm. One of these is not like the others) should mix it up a bit and bring in some new blood. Often stalkers readers will get directed to fake pages with glistening topless photos of Brad and Justin, and like lambs to the slaughter, wake up the next day with 25 new spam messages and a nasty virus.

I notice Johnny Depp isn’t on this list. Why not work him into the rotation? How about Paul Walker? Or a little old school Mark Wahlberg Calvin Klein underwear ad circa 1992? A little Marky Mark never hurt anybody.

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