Britney Spears’ new single is titled “Womanizer” and the album should be called “Photoshop: A Love Story.”

Take a looksy at these new promotional photos. Aside from the blond weave (which is no more Britney’s than it is anyone’s), is there any resemblance to our favorite little train wreck who could?

more photos after the cut and paste…

I mean, the face looks a touch Beyonce, the torso is too narrow even for “thin Britney,” and the legs, don’t even get me started on the legs. Who’s are those? Some six-foot model’s? And what’s up with the cheesy the ring of fire?

Britney’s headed to the day show at Vegas. Mark my curmudgeon-y words. Her single, “Everyone Was Right About K-Fed” “Womanizer” will make eardrums cry starting Sept. 29th. Nevermind, the little faux pas about a leaked sound byte her people are falling over themselves trying to discredit… (double-click if you’re curious)

Photos: PR Photos, The Sun