Eva Longoria Parker has once again denied she is pregnant, after recent reports talk about her refraining from alcohol and sushi.  She offers up another excuse, which is much worse.  Way worse for the rest of us mere mortals!

More pictures after the skip…

Eva says she put on 5 - yes, FIVE pounds - gasp!  And so instead of a size 0, she is a size 1.  oh.  My.  God.  A size 1!  Whatever shall we do!  But the bad part is her quote, which came via INO:

“I’m not pregnant. I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one.”

A size 1 is fat.  I hope she’s joking!

Photos: PR Photos

 
 

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