Further proof this woman is super human (or was never pregnant to begin with..hmmm..now that’s a theory), take a looksy at her bikini bod 4 months after her stomach inflated to the size of beach ball. Please tell me she travels with a body double and personally installs photoshop on every paparazzi lens before leaving her beach bungalow. It’s just not fair.

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Her trainer Ramona Braganza had the secret to her new bikini bod:

“We started working out again at the end of June…she trained five-six days a week for an hour a day..she’s pretty much gotten back to her pre-baby body.”

That’s it?!?!?! Five, six days a week for a freaking HOUR?!! Damn her! Damn her straight to hell. Please tell me this is some Hollyweird conspiracy to make pale, out of shape lumps sitting in the dark at my computer feel badly about myself. Just lie to me.

Photos: PR Photos, US magazine

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