Rumor has it, Jessica Simpson was kicked out of a Marc Jacobs after party for being WASTED! Papa Joe would not like this one bit. The good, ol’ country gal was seen on September 8, weaving around like the village idiot (check out the top-notch pictures here) during a fashion week par-tay. A source is quoted as saying:
more photos after the buzz kill…
“Jessica was stumbling around the party slurring her words and barely able to stand… it was embarrassing! In New York, it doesn’t matter who you are If you’re acting like a fool, no one will stand for it.”
That’s right, J. Simp! Go back to Texas where you belong. New York City is too high class for public drunkenness. (sarcasm. Insert joke here)
Methinks it wouldn’t take much to get Jessica tipsy. She seems like the type who’d down a glass of champagne and turn into a handsy sorority sister at frat mixer. She’d bore you with stories about all her failed booty calls romances and then fall asleep on your lap. Hopefully someone quickly (and quietly) stuffed her into cab.
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