Good afternoon, folks. It’s a new day, which means we need our daily Lindsay Lohan fix. On deck for September 26th? Surprise! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson AREN’T dating. Or so says her very frenzied publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik.

more photos after the damage control…

In response to Sunday night’s Loveline interview where LiLo told Stryker she and Samantha had been dating for a “very long time” Zelnick said Lindsay was just going along sarcastically with Styker’s question. There was “no confession” she said, adding the two girls are merely just close friends.

Oh, brother! Why even bother anymore? Lindsay enjoying lady fruits are the least of her problems. Why doesn’t Leslie Sloan Zelnick work toward squashing the latest drug accusations? Or put a muzzle on Michael Lohan? Or, if nothing else, give Lindsay some fashion advice?

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