In the world of maybe, maybe, maybe (but, actually, most likely) Lindsay Lohan is looking to purchase a 2.5 million “love-nest” for her and Samantha Ronson in the Dakota building in New York City. She’s planning on turning the luxury dwelling into a “hotbed for parties” (everyone fill up their “water bottles” and put on their “coke pants”!) and according to the source has some t-a-c-k-y interior decorating plans.

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“She wants a garish 12ft circular bed with leopard-print headboard, “Hers and Hers” monogrammed towels, separate pink and black bathrooms, and a sitting room with DJ area and a huge glitterball.”

What in Disco Stew is she thinking?

If these plans are true, LiLo should cool it with her on set partying to ensure a job once relocated to the rotten apple. In Page Six’s notorious Just Asking column, a blind item that looks suspiciously Lohan popped up this morning.

“Which stunning TV actress can’t stand the Hollywood starlet who’s guest-starring on her show? The series’ main character “is furious” at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set . . . ”

Hmmmmmmm…..could it be a “Hollywood starlet” who’s name rhymes with HoHan?

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