Proving the pen (or keyboard) is mightier than the lawsuit, Lindsay Lohan took to her Myspace blog (once again) to talk crap about those who’ve wronged her. Her whipping boy of choice this time? None other than Girls Gone Wild douche Joe Francis!

more photos after the diss… (a picture of Joe with Heidi and Spencer because it just seemed so appropriate)

Supposedly, Joe ran his mouth at the Hollywood Party Girl show (what in God’s name is that?!) claiming Lindsay’s a big, ol’ heterosexual and just under the controlling (albeit frail) thumb of Samantha Ronson.

“Lindsay’s straight…I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”

Joe Francis also alluded to the fact he and Lindsay slept together (pre rehab). Not to take this lying down (no pun intended, Linds!), LiLo shot back in her usual freckled fury.

“Joe Francis has no place in saying anything about Samantha Ronson, or anyone for that matter, especially after all the sh** he has done – I don’t understand why people feel the need to comment on someone else’s life, and relationship when they can’t even have one of their own…
Samantha doesn’t like Joe Francis because she feels he’s an asshole, not because she’s jealous. Would you be jealous of Joe Francis????? yuck!”

In this instance, I think I gotta agree with LiLo.  Joe Francis looks like the type of guy who would only score after you’re a few vodka cranberries deep. Like eight. Or nine. And then you’d just pray to the rising sun he’s gone before daylight hits. 

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