Reports have surfaced Miley Cyrus has been tapped to play a high school Carrie Bradshaw in the upcoming Sex and the City prequel…Sex Behind the Bleachers. No, that isn’t what it’s called (but that would be hawwwt).

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Candace Bushnell is working on a pair of young adult novels that chronicle a teenage Carrie pre- Sex, and thinks Miley would make the perfect little future columnist. According to Bushnell, Carrie in high school:

 “…did not follow the crowd—she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene.”

This is a terrible idea. Miley Cyrus? She barely resembles Sarah Jessica Parker. Why not hold a casting call and give a nice, large-nosed girl from Nowheresville, USA a shot? Why must they turn this into an extended Disney-fied mess? What’s next—Zac Efron as young Mr. Big? Cameos by Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez?

This is going straight to DVD. I can feel it.

 

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