It’s impossible for the sun to rise and set without a juicy Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan tid bit to help celebrate the day. We can thank the always logical, eloquent, and high class Michael Lohan for September 24th’s guffaw. In response to Lindsay’s coming out speech, the Father of the Year responded with:

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more photos after the disgust…

(Samantha Ronson) is a dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity…There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway . . . what’s with this ‘person?’…she uses her middle finger more than she uses words. Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand).”

She does that too! I thought I was the only one! SamRo and I are kindred. Anyway, Lindsay responded (of course!) by saying Daddy needs his “medication” and that the “lies don’t affect me anymore” and finally, “(Samantha) loves me, as I do her.”

Oh, to be a fly on the wall during holiday season at the Lohans…nevermind, I can just turn on The Maury Povich Show if I need a good, old fashioned, white trash fix.

Photos: PR Photos

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