The Jonas Brothers are still licking their wounds after British comedian Russell Brand made a mockery of their virginity at the MTV Video Music Awards last week. That’s right. The Jonas Brothers are pulling a Britney, circa 1999, telling impressionable 16-year-olds that they’re VIRGINS. I can’t wait for the E! True Hollywood Story in 5 years.
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As if this couldn’t get any more closet homosexual wholesome, all three wear promise rings to symbolize their purity.
The liars brothers were quoted as saying to England’s Daily Mirror:
“Russell obviously recognised that we are gentlemen…he must have run out of material for a little while if that’s what he had to resort to…We didn’t let him spoil it though. We focussed on our performance and had a great time. “
I must say, it’s certainly refreshing in this sexually saturated culture to find three teenage boys, with hormones pulsating through their every bodily fiber, who’ve chosen so wisely to save themselves. It must take great fibbing ability fortitude and strong set of PR handlers ethics.
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erm, i think The Jonas Brothers are a great example to the other celebrities out there..let them be..and i think the promise rings thingy are really sweet..it means dat they are saving thmeselves for someone that they think will be their wives someday..i dont know..i just think dats sweet!
Rock On Jonas Brothers! yeah!!!
but i do admit joe and kevin are a bit hormonal haha..*cough cough* miley, selena, taylor and now camilla belle? haha..
come to think of it..they’re just boys :P
oops..made a mistake there..i meant Nick…haha