Try to act shocked at the above headline. Amy Winehouse death-watch is turning into the most boring, cliche this side of Lindsay Lohan snatch jokes. A few of Amy’s very close friends, decided to was in her best interest to blab to the Daily Star about her a recent little incident with a knife.
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Troubled Amy held the knife to her chest in front of her friends and said: “What is the point of livin
Amy said she was ‘caught up in a nightmare’
Her friends managed to get the knife away from her but are now holding a 24-hour watch on her.
Amy has a death wish. Her emotions are exaggerated. She is either high as a kite or, when
she hears something she doesn’t like, she’s suicidal.
She is all for this stupid Sid Vicious notion of dying young. She is not scared of it and believes it’s her destiny.”
Live and let die at this point. Amy should try to make it to 27, though. That’s the golden age of rock star suicides. She has almost exactly two years left and she needs to churn out a few more albums. She’s such a lazy ass. Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix all had more than one measely hit album before the kicked the bucket.
Get on it, Ames.
Photos: PR Photos
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