I’m sure I can speak with confidence to the legions of men who’ve fantasized about seeing Angelina Jolie’s titties, that they never, ever thought it would be in this context. I practically spit out my coffee this morning in response to these horrid seven words.
more photos after he nipple slip…
I mean, Good Lord. Art is art, and commerce is commerce. Which means—take edgy cover photo of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding and sell millions of magazines. I get it. But when is enough enough? C’mon Angie! You did that wholesome People spread, and have been a tabloid darling every week since you snatched away Brad Pitt, give the public some peace! Let us gaze at Heidi Montag’s plastic titties, or Aubrey O’Day’s low hanngers. Cover ‘em up! Don’t mask media whoring under the flimsy guise of art!
Oh, and to make it even more precious Brad Pitt is rumored to be the one who took the pictures. Awwwww. Why doesn’t this cause my coal heart to even flinch?
OK, I’m done. But this makes me think twice about all of Angelina Jolie’s blah blahs about wanting privacy. All those children are going to have their own mini couches in swanky Los Angeles therapist offices in no time flat.
Photos: PR Photos
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