Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen may be purchasing matching breast implants. Star magazine reported this week that Ashley is sick and tired of her mosquito bites and wants to get a boob job to make her look moreĀ ”voluptuous.” To avoid the nosey media suspecting and gabbing (too late!), Ashley asked Mary-Kate to get implants too. As to give the impression that the two trolls were developing “naturally.” (Heh)

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No dice, though. Mary-Kate was “horrified” by the request and prefers her A-cups.

She told Ashley no way! Mary-Kate hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley. It drives her nuts. Anyway, she’s into that flat look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage, so she’d rather be smaller and more stylish.”

Bravo MK! You rock those bee stings and old lady garb. It’s HAWT. Shame on you Ashley—everyone knows trolls don’t have big titties.

Photos: PR Photos

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