Beyonce considers cross dressing
Well, not entirely true but she does muse on the wonders of having a penis on her latest single, “If I Were A Boy.” If I Were A Boy. Yeah, your guess is as good as mine. This song, leaked from her third album due in November, came out of left-field, but to be honest, it could’ve been pretty humorous had she wailed about a life without periods, child birth, and cellulite. Instead, it sounds like some country song gone terribly wrong. Lyrics below:
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“If I were a boy, I’d drink beer with the guys and chase after girls. I could get with who I wanted and never get confronted for it, ’cause they’d stick up for me. I think I could understand how it feels to love a girl, I’d listen to her, cause I know how it hurts. I’d put myself first and make the rules as I go.”
Two things pop into my mind. One, go for it B! Screw Jay-Z, you’d make a pretty rockin’ lesbian. Who says you can’t love a girl and listen sympathetically? It’s 2008, babe.
Two, who says girls can’t drink and chase after tail? Are we restricted to wine spritzers and reruns of Desperate Housewives?
I’ve included the song here. I dunno. It’s really not my thing, but unless it was made in England between the dates of 1967-1987, by black-clad men in eyeliner, I’m usually uninterested. So, I guess you gotta analyze the analyzer in this case.
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