File under: Almost Too Trashy For Even Cops. Former America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden crossed paths with Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky in an airport this past August. One thing led to another, and Nikki and her father Carl walked away with assault charges. Well! If that isn’t a spirited way to say hello!

more photos after the scuffle…

On the Oct. 8 Tyra Banks show, Bianca opens up and tells her side of the story, which pretty much paints the Blonsky’s as a clan of racist, woman battering yee-has.

“There was a lot of words exchanged. I got really defensive…Before my mom could walk away…her father … punched my mom. He knocked her out. He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back, and when she stumbled back, the whole family got up and attacked my mom. Her father and mother started saying, ‘They got rabies, they got rabies!’”

Bianca’s mom suffered a broken nose, fractured skull and internal bleeding. Hm. I feel like we’re missing a crucial puzzle piece in this story. Regardless, Nikki and Carl Blonsky are due in court on Dec. 1 and will, no doubt, be charged with common assault, actual bodily harm, and inflicting grievous bodily harm.

Finally a family that makes the Lohans look like the Brady Bunch!

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