“I HAVE gone on dates, and one thing I have discovered is that I don’t need no damn Viagra, that’s for damn sure. I’m very, very active” – Carlos Santana in Rolling Stone. Okay, we got it now you’re still able… double damn!

more photos after the gag…

Santana is 61 just that you know when you get up there, you could still be Viagra free! As for Hugh Hefner, he’s 82 – he uses Viagra and apparently as the story goes that’s his secret weapon for keeping his three sluts girlfriends, or ex-girlfriends happy. Whenever I think about him doing it – I feel like puking. I don’t know what’s more nauseating; those women wanting to do him or him want to do them! It’s too much for my simple mind. Hey, not that I purposely think about Hefner having sex, is just that whenever I write about him and his Playboy bunnies, I get the goose bumps.

Have a good clean Sunday!

photos: PR Photos

Oh yes, I posted photos of Lindsay Lohan because I don’t think anyone is so keen on seeing lots of photos of Carlos Santana or Hugh Hefner. Why Lindsay Lohan? She looks better than both of them. No association here.