Gay Boy Band Member? You don’t say!

I adore The New York Post’s, Page Six, Just Asking column. But, really, they should rename it the “Who’s Gay Now!” section. I swear every other entry is about some closeted Hollyweird celebutard who hasn’t come out yet, or some uber sexy, swinging couple with go-go boys, or a demure actress who prefers the fairer sex. Anywho, this was the latest:

more photos after the shock of the century…

WHICH boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet?”

Hm. First off, I doubt this will be a shock. Second off, I didn’t realize any of the members in any of these boy bands were straight. Regardless, here are my top guesses:

1.) Any of the Jonas Brothers. We know about their “promise rings.” (He He) I’d go with Nick Jonas. He’s got this elaborate fame-hungry beard, Selana Gomez. It’s perfect!

2.) J.C. Chavez. Yes, technically ‘NSYNC isn’t still together but the man’s gayer than a pink poodle.

3.) Jordan Knight, Joey McInterie, Jonathon Knight, or Danny Wood (but Donnie Wahlberg) from NKOTB. Really any of those fools are fair game. But NOT Donnie Wahlberg—he’s banging Aubrey O’Day remember? Or maybe she’s a beard, too. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmmm. 

I don’t know. I can’t choose. Help me out here.