Supermodel Gisele Bundchen wants Tom Brady to knock her up ASAP. She’s the latest to be infected with the Baby Crazy infection. I hear it’s bacterial and can be cured, but if left untreated can be a very serious, grave illness. She’s made her millions as a rail-thin, flat-stomached glamazon and wants to frump it up for nine months. It’s all the rage in L.A.
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Of course, Tom would rather not. He likes his baby-less life with Gisele. Pregnant women aren’t really his thing. After knocking up Bridget Moynahan, he swiftly dumped her and started banging Gisele. A source says Gisele is very Hand That Rocks the Cradle with John, and “bathes him, snuggles him, changes diapers and does everything else a mom does for her child.” She wants one of her own, dammit.
I just can’t imagine Gisele pregnant. She’d be the type to gain exactly 15 pounds, only in her stomach and be back in bikini body shape on her way home from the hospital. Hate her.
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