Hugh Hefner confirms that it’s over with Holly Madison. “If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner tells UK.eonline. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

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Hefner, the Playboy wannabe mogul says:

The relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly.”With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing but it was not possible…She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

Where does that leave the other two Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt?

Hefner says they’re still romantically involved, but admitted, “the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year.”

The 82-year old isn’t too worried about being alone I guess. he’s been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. Hefner says: “They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,”

That’s not all, a college senior from Georgia whom Hefner identifies as Amy Leigh Andrews also wants to be one of Hefner’s girlfriends.

Seriously, I don’t literally believe that he bangs any of them and if he did shame on him. He’s romantically involved with Kendra and Bridget? That means he has sex with them, right? Do you really think they do it?

I think I am going to throw up and come back and do my next post. This is digusting a 82-year-old man with teenagers??? Seriously even if it’s all for the show, I think it’s gross! He ought to find someone his age and cuddle with. We all like to live our dreams, don’t we? Be right back.

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