As reported here earlier Hugh Hefner’s classy new meal tickets, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have a criminal record. And none of this measly misdemeanor crap—these sophisticated ladies rocked out with a felony! And not just any felony—aggravated battery, for beating up another woman. That poor chick. She was outnumbered by those nutso Shannon twins. Hide your children.

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According to a relative of the victim, the two honky tonk teens left their gigs at Wing House (Wing House? Oh, God. This is too easy) and went to a house party. While there Kristina started arguing with party goer Erica Civello. Before Erica could exit the situation, Karissa broke a bottle of beer over her head. Then they both jumped her. Niiiiice.

This was the second charge for Karissa who has a misdemeanor battery charge too.

Wow. Good luck Hef! Looks like you picked a bunch of winners! And they don’t even have big tits…

Photos: TMZ.com, Playboy

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