As reported here earlier Hugh Hefner’s classy new meal tickets, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have a criminal record. And none of this measly misdemeanor crap—these sophisticated ladies rocked out with a felony! And not just any felony—aggravated battery, for beating up another woman. That poor chick. She was outnumbered by those nutso Shannon twins. Hide your children.
more photos after the classiness…
According to a relative of the victim, the two honky tonk teens left their gigs at Wing House (Wing House? Oh, God. This is too easy) and went to a house party. While there Kristina started arguing with party goer Erica Civello. Before Erica could exit the situation, Karissa broke a bottle of beer over her head. Then they both jumped her. Niiiiice.
This was the second charge for Karissa who has a misdemeanor battery charge too.
Wow. Good luck Hef! Looks like you picked a bunch of winners! And they don’t even have big tits…
Photos: TMZ.com, Playboy
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