Lauren Conrad says it’s Spencer Pratt’s fault! A new wrinkle has emerged in the Feud Of The Past 12 hours (that’s the only title it deserves). In defense of allegations she hooked up with Audrina Patridge’s main low life squeeze, Justin Bobby, Lauren Conrad (who is, sniff, sniff, above all this kiddy gossip blah blah) took to her MySpace page (Ugh MySpace! Hasn’t she switched over to facebook yet?) to settle the score.
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She alludes to the fact that a certain man with a name that rhymes with Brencer Fratt may be the cause. Hmm.
“Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots). The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously.”
Of course, Perez Hilton is claiming Justin Bobby has confessed to Audrina he bumped uglies with Lauren, os this innocent act is completely futile. Oh, what will the outcome be? I can barely wait! Stay tuned folks! Maybe we can read steamy sex play by play while simultaneously watching the Britney Spears sex tape. Let’s just go on a gross, mental vacation.
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