Ok, this may not seem like breaking news at first blush, but who would’ve thunk Jennifer Aniston had never spent the night at John Mayer’s before his birthday last week?! What a douche. He probably always insisted on mooching off her things, leaving in the middle of the night right after they did the sexytimes, and (most importantly) never had to hide is lady underwear collection. Or….maybe he’s just a really big slob?

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Since they started dating, they always — ALWAYS — stayed at Jen’s place…John’s home is your typical bachelor pad; it’s run-down, overgrown with trees and needs a paint job. There’s probably a moldy tuna fish sandwich and a six-pack of beer in the fridge. That’s not exactly what Jen is used to.”

This is actually sort of surprising. I would imagine John to be kind of a prissy pants when it comes to keep his apartment clean. He’s so whiney and girlish on his blog, that I would imagine he’d cry baby about dirty floors and unorganized fridge.

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