Try to muffle your laughter. Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston wants to make an honest man out of John Mayer—if he wants to hit it again, he’s gonna have to put a ring on her finger. Yipes! Didn’t she just spend the night at his place for the first time last week? Jennifer Aniston should write the book “10 Surefire Ways To Lose A Guy (even if you’re hot, rich, and famous!).” It would sell 3 copies, but, hey, she’d be spreading her infinite wisdom. It would be shelved with all the “niche” reads.
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I believe the first part of Star‘s story, sure, but then the report quickly turns into fiction when the words:
They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.”
If the last last part of that sentence ever happened it was probably uttered by John after six or seven vodka tonics, a few bong hits, and an ambien or four. Sure he doesn’t really remember saying it, but boy did he mean it at the time. Get Vera Wang on the phone! Jenny’s getting married!
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i do not believe it. she has more class thta them
love you jen