(She’s not the only one!) In light of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer rekindling their doomed love affair, Jennifer is sharpening that whip and cracking it before he manipulates his way back into her pants. She has told John point blank, no more friggin’ blogging! For the love of God keep those fingers shut, John!

more photos after the crack of the whip…

Jennifer was “horrified” when theatrical John paraded around their break up, pointedly fanning the media’s fire and cackling when the flames grew. It’s true. John Mayer is a walking, talking tabloid poster boy hiding under the guise of a sensitive singer/songwriter. 

“Jen is fanatical about keeping her relationships private…John’s kiss-and-tell antics had Jen-watchers believing the singer was arrogant — and had exploited her for publicity. Months later, John would come back and beg Jen for a second chance. She told him she wanted to get back together, too, but no more street-corner press conferences and blogging about her.

Wow, this really is the power match of the century—regular sex or blogging. How will John ever choose? The man is nothing without his pointless musings. He’s an artist.

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