Oh, schadenfreude!! Misty-May Treanor’s injury and departure from Dancing With The Stars may be the green-light for Kim Kardashian to squeeze her ass back into some sequins and torture us with more bad dancing. Goody! Goody! What’s old is new again, right? Kim told Ryan Seacrest:

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I would totally go back, if they ask me. I … would like that chance to have one break-through dance…She’s doing OK (Misty-May). Her spirits are really good, but you know, I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone…But hey, if they asked me back, I’m there! I texted my partner Mark [Ballas] last night and said, ‘Are you ready to back? Are we going back?’” 

Mark Ballas very wisely said: “‘It’s just rumors. They come up with these crazy stories. I don’t know what’s going on!’” 

Uh huh. Mark is probably on all fours praying to the homosexual rhythm Gods above that some network television miracle or another Kim foot injury will rid him once and for all from this mess. He’s promising to listen to more Clay Aiken, brush up on his Golden Girls trivia, and buy new drapes for the dining area as we speak. 

It’s just “rumors” Kim, it’s just “rumors”! For the Love Of Sweet God!

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