Although I can’t relate, it must be pretty frustrating to have people question whether or not you’ve had a titty job day in and day out. I can only imagine what it must be like for poor Kim Kardashian. She has to defend her lady parts several hundred times a week because they’re just so big, bountiful, and brimming with vuluptiousness (What? Sarcasm? Nooooo. Never.) So what do you do as a rebuttal? Post a picture of yourself in a bikini of course! DUH! 

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Yup. That’s Kim Kardashian. “In the 90s” she says. The reader is supposed to gather from their eyeballs that, “Oh, OK. Looks like she got her titty job as a 14th birthday present. WOW, those Kardashians move quickly.”

Here’s what she said on her blog:

I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!
I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.
I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.
This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

Photos: PR Photos, kimkardashian.com