So this morning I was greeted with reports that Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are kissing and making up! Awww. Doesn’t that warm your bored Hills heart? They hugged and exchanged pleasentries at L.A. eatery STK. I’m guessing the LC, Heidi feud was getting stale, and the writers wanted to shake things up a bit. 

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Can they kill off Spencer next? I want a really artsy scene where his body gets flung off some mountaintop and his screams rickashay against the wind. Maybe I can send the writers an anonymous tip.

And because I love you and want you to feel wonderful about your day job, I’m including a little peak at how much these “normal 22-year-olds” make per episode. OK! magazine is reporting that these brats are groveling for more money, which may mean the end of the road for The Hills. (Say it ain’t is so!) 

LAUREN:  $75,000
HEIDI:      $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY:     $10,000

Brody only gets $10,000?! Now that’s a shame if I ever saw one. That show needs way more camera time with shirtless Brody Jenner, and way less with a shirtless Audrina. Homegirl needs to keep her clothes on at all times. Oh, if I only I was head writer of The Hills. Never say never…

Photos: Us Weekly, PR Photos

 

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