Lindsay Lohan Needs A Job
Since getting kicked off Ugly Betty, Lindsay Lohan is now officially an unemployed actress. As in 100% non-working. As in no different than the hopeful Starbucks barista who serves her and Samantha their daily lattes. That’s the breaks!
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As surprising as it may sound, while Lindsay may rule the supermarket check out line and blogosphere, she’s no longer the young, hot commodity. Producers are worried she can’t “carry a movie” like she once could. A “source” said:
“It’s over for Lindsay…She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t…Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”
Waaaait. Hold up! She can’t get on Dancing With The Stars! Wow, that is bad. Has her agent tried Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew? She’d be a shoe-in. What about a lesbian spin-off show with Tila Tequila? Samantha Ronson could make a guest appearance. It would be huge. Lindsay’s got nothing to worry about. I predict reality TV being her savior during this hard time. She just needs to focus on what she’s got going for her: Lesbian. Does Drugs.
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It is very sad that Lindsay is unemployed. I remember the premiere of “Mean Girls” like it was yesterday- she had so much acting potential, and I absolutely adored the movie-until Lohan changed her appearance and lifestyle so drastically. She went from natural red-haired sweetie, to blond (not that there is anything wrong with blond!) and things got worse when rumors spread like wildfire that she was suffering from anorexia. I know that everyone {or most people} get insecure about their appearance once and a while, but that is very harmful for your body! So sad… celebrities are under much pressure, but some are still able to keep their act together! I never would have guessed…