Lindsay Lohan is many things, but blogger extraordinaire unfortunately isn’t one of them. We’ve been been blessed with sprinklings of LiLo’s musings in the past, and she’s enlightened us once again. This time from the nation’s capitol!

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On a trip to D.C. to support her girlfriend Samantha Ronson while she DJ’s, Lindsay describes feeling like she’s in a cage at the zoo. The post gets even more bizarre when she starts talking about Sarah Palin as if she were some washed up, Hollyweird peer not cool enough to party at the night spot. So I guess those rumors of LiLo doing drugs are true…

“Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…Do you see what i am getting at??? Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.”

“Cool enough to get into this club”? You lost me, Lindsay. This blog post makes Sarah Palin look like the smart one. Ouch. Yeah, that’s go to hurt.