These wonderful Blind Item posts are sometimes so painfully obvious. This alludes to the fact Madonna and Guy Ritchie were both cheating on one another, and the divorce is about to get even nastier

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Goody, goody! I’m following the Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce with the same wide-eyed attention as I am the upcoming election. Who needs books and movies when this cast of fools provide high quality theatre for free?

Which divorce will get even more complicated when multiple affairs are uncovered? Everyone thinks that one party was at fault because they were out of control and having an affair. The truth is that BOTH were having affairs. The couple wants to hustle the divorce process along, but once the paramours start coming out of the woodwork and talking, it’s going to get very complicated and very ugly and very expensive.

YES! I need to know who Guy was bumping uglies with. I want my money back if it’s the nannie or maid, though. Cliche!

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