I know this’ll shock the panties off ya, dear reader, but (are you sitting down?) Madonna doesn’t like Sarah Palin! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?! I know, I know. It’s been a day of surprises. First Beyonce wants to be a boy, and now we learn Madonna is liberal. This is what she said to her New York City audience:

more pictures after the diss…

Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal.” Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start” (followed by a loud screeching noise)

That’s the best she could do? Oh, c’mon Madge! Give us some more hot, tranny wit. To be honest, since Madonna has decided she’s British, I’m shocked she even keeps up with state-side news anymore. (ed. note. are you sick of seeing Madonna’s crotch? I sure as hell am!)

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