Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you… Guy Ritchie is now convinced Madonna is spying on him “KGB” style and treating the divorce like the Cold War, part deux. Guy was spooked when he invited family over for dinner at the couple’s estate and Madonna (overseas on tour) not only knew about the dinner, but had been “keeping tabs on him” for days.
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Any hopes Guy had of their divorce being private and dignified are out the window…[he wondered]‘How can you set fire to our whole world? Why go to such lengths to destroy me?’ But Guy knows it would be unusual if Madonna wasn’t monitoring his every move. She’s a control freak and there’s so much at stake.”
Uh. ‘So much at stake’ is a crude understatement. As previously reported, Guy Ritchie stands to inherit, what, $60 million! Christ almighty, the Cold War was probably a steal compared to that sum.
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