Madonna is looking into consulting with kabbalah leaders for a more traditional divorce settlement. The kabbalah community doesn’t appreciate all the trash talk between Madonna and Guy Ritchie and thinks it’s bad for the religion’s image to be associated with what they deem low class and petty behavior. Oh, yes. The elephant in the room! The Michigan girl’s roots veering a series of ugly, white trash heads.
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However, the jury’s still out on which of Madonna’s two loves—kabbalah and money—will ultimately prevail. Madonna fears a round-table kabbalah meeting with senior member Rabbi Berg would equal more money for Guy Ritchie.
It will take divine intervention indeed to pry Madonna’s millions from her veiny claws, which is why she’s hoping to side with a team more spiritually in tune with her attitudes—a top-notch group of lawyers.
Madonna also knows how close Guy Ritchie is with the kabbalah community, with some even saying he read and understood the religion more than Madonna, who everyone whispered was in it more for her ego than anything else.
Ouch.
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