Mariah Carey will be the next big name celebrity to hit rehab.  Unless her ‘husband’ Nick Cannon gets her pregnant first, which will open a whole new can of worms.  And Mariah’s rehab will have nothing to do with substance abuse…it will involve:

More pictures after the bad outfit….

…getting rid of clothing that is TOO SMALL.  And age INappropriate.   You can’t tell me Mariah doesn’t have a stylist – she has an army of servants, doesn’t stylist fall in to that category? 

Mariah showed up Saturday looking like a freshman going to their first Homecoming dance and not knowing what to wear.  Black tights?  Strapless dress three sizes too small? 

Mariah needs to act her age and quit trying to think she can dress like Rihanna or Beyonce.  She’s got a decade or more on them in years…plus a set of fake boobs that don’t fit in a size 2….

Photos: PR Photos

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