Hugh Hefner must not have been too down in the dumps over Holly Madison.  He’s had at least three new girls move in to the house - months ago.  And rumor has it that twin sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon will be his next girlfriends.

More pictures after the vomit…

Hugh picked the beauties because….they are both 19 and already have a criminal record!  Woo hoo.  Young, beautiful, bad…but small boobs.  How soon will the Hef change that?  You can see in their picture progression they move from brown to blonde hair…next week it will probably be white blonde!

What are these two thinking?  He was 63 years OLD when they were BORN!  GROSS! 

Would you tolerate the old geezer for your career?

Photos: PR Photos

 
 

7 Responses to “Meet Hugh Hefner’s Shannon Twins: Kristina and Karissa Shannon”

  1. Hugh Hefner’s new twins are criminals! · anythinghollywood.com - celebrity news, gossips and pictures. on October 10th, 2008 2:23 pm

    [...] reported here earlier Hugh Hefner’s classy new meal tickets, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have a criminal record. [...]

  2. ioHolly Madison’s and Hugh Hefner’s Quotes of the Day · anythinghollywood.com - celebrity news, gossips and pictures. on October 12th, 2008 4:58 am

    [...] no Romeo. Duh, he’s loaded. Now he’s got new sluts girlfriends the 19-year-old Shannon twins. I am off to vomit. Be right back. .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; [...]

  3. Holly Madison on Hugh Hefner’s New Twins and Her Ideal Man! : anythinghollywood.com - celebrity news, gossips and pictures. on October 14th, 2008 6:57 am

    [...] Meet Hugh Hefner’s Shannon Twins: Kristina and Karissa Shannon [...]

  4. Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett Getting Married in June! : anythinghollywood.com - celebrity news, gossips and pictures. on November 7th, 2008 8:59 am

    [...] Shannon twins definitely don’t have big boobs, do [...]

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    [...] the self-claimed “Hottest Twins of the World”, they remind me of Hugh Hefner’s Shannon twins - just as [...]

  6. Piper on December 8th, 2008 8:32 pm

    WTF is he thinking? going from 3 beautiful women to 2 ugly bimbo’s?hef what ever ur drinking get off it cuz ur obviously not thinking clearly getting rid of holly,bridgett,and kendra…they r the best thing that has ever happened to u and u know it and in the long run u will kick urself for letting them go………….

  7. johnnie from jail on March 16th, 2009 11:19 am

    hey i met them befor there pretty down to earth and got good looks let it takem some were why can’t u leave happy people happy
    i guess missery love company

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