Another reason to throw out the television and never look back, Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are uniting to bring us more crap TV. I know this is going to shock you, but the show is REALITY-based, Paris Hilton is playing—Paris Hilton! I know, I know. Those two wizards are constantly thinking outside the box.

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Ryan said:

Paris and I are developing a scripted series. And she wants to have fun with that. So I think that this is a very clever show. Paris is going to star in it. Paris is going to play a very clever and funny Paris Hilton. Some of things that she encounters are really interesting. And if we pepper in a little bit of script, I think it’s going to be very funny.”

Something tells me PARAsite Hilton is going to be infecting our eyeballs and ears, multiplying and sprouting multi-media legs well, well into the future. Hell, our children’s children will be watching vintage episodes of The Simple Life, soaking up the 00’s, saying those were the “good old days.” She needs to be stopped.

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