Happy October 2, folks! Time to check in with the Britney Spears Sex-Tape Watch. The schizophrenic porno powers that be are declaring: NAY! on this lovely Thursday. Adnan Ghalib is quoted as saying:

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“There is no sex tape…and I’ve never claimed there is one…I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.”

Oookay, Adnan. Whatever you say. Stay tuned. I’m sure he’ll get needy for attention and blab to some low-rent rag in the coming weeks. Dangling his precious 2-hour, Britney-pink-wigged Oscar-worthy documentary is Adnan’s way of staying relevant (landing strip on his chin, aside).

We’re on to you, Adnan Ghalib.

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